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Tigerjane

I like to explore, travel, work out, eat and drink. Conversations are always enjoyed. This blog is filled with things I enjoy, welcome :)
Aug 28 '14

themitchlife:

equalbeings:

Too horny to sleep. Too tired to masturbate. A novel by me.

Co-Authored by this guy.

Aug 28 '14
fitocracy:

We love hugs! Source: Left-Handed Toons.

fitocracy:

We love hugs! Source: Left-Handed Toons.

Aug 28 '14
Orange haze

Orange haze

Aug 27 '14

XTC - When You ‘re Near Me I Have Difficulty

When you’re near me I have difficulty respirating
When you’re near me I have difficulty concentrating
When you’re near me I have difficulty standing upright
When you’re near me I have difficulty sleeping at night

I used to stand proud like a sphinx
In a noble immovable state
Then your heart nailed me under a jinx
Now I’m feeling like a jellyfish
Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish
And it’s great, great, so great

I used to stand high like a pine
Just a piece of emotionless wood
When you put your body near mine
Now I’m feeling like a jellyfish
And it’s good, good, so good
I used to be an iceman
Living in iceman town
So I’m warning all you cool cool icemen
You’d better be prepared to be melted right down
Down
When you’re near me I have difficulty”

Aug 27 '14
Aug 27 '14

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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Aug 27 '14
victoriousvocabulary:

MEMENTO MORI
[phrase]
Latin: ‘remember you will die’, ‘remember you must die’, ‘remember your mortality’ - an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death.
[Benjamin A. Vierling - Memento Mori ‘Schädel auf dem Tisch mit einer Motte’]

victoriousvocabulary:

MEMENTO MORI

[phrase]

Latin: ‘remember you will die’, ‘remember you must die’, ‘remember your mortality’ - an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death.

[Benjamin A. Vierling - Memento Mori ‘Schädel auf dem Tisch mit einer Motte’]

Aug 27 '14
victoriousvocabulary:

JENTACULAR
[adjective]
of or pertaining to a breakfast taken early in the morning, or immediately on getting up.
Etymology: from Latin ientaculum, “a breakfast taken immediately on getting up”.
[Lee Price]

victoriousvocabulary:

JENTACULAR

[adjective]

of or pertaining to a breakfast taken early in the morning, or immediately on getting up.

Etymology: from Latin ientaculum, “a breakfast taken immediately on getting up”.

[Lee Price]

Aug 26 '14

rachellescreations:

Nothing tests my patience more than waiting for bananas to ripen.

Nothing tests my calmness then waiting for bananas to ripen but other house members eating them while I wait and no bananas are left D:

Aug 26 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you have a recipe for those blueberry loaf cakes? They look amazing

thefreevegan:

1/3 cup rice flour
1/3 cup ground almond
1/2 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/3 cup maple syrup
1/2 cup blueberries
1/2 cup dairy-free milk
1 medium mashed banana
1 tsp vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to gas mark 4/180c. Mix the dry ingredients together in one bowl, and the wet (syrup, milk, banana and vanilla) in another. Then combine together, and stir in the blueberries once the batter forms. Spoon into muffin cases/loaf cases, scatter a few more blueberries on top, and bake for 20 mins, then rotate the tray and bake for another 5 mins. Turn the oven right down to its lowest setting and bake for another 10 mins if the middles aren’t springy to the touch. :) Leave to cool and firm up overnight. Makes five or six large cakes, more smaller ones. xo

Aug 26 '14
Aug 26 '14

(Source: stephaniemill)

Aug 26 '14
Aug 26 '14
yay for meal prep. Quinoa & Curry, Barley & Veg soup, Gingerbread protein balls, Chocolate nut/fruit balls :p :D

yay for meal prep. Quinoa & Curry, Barley & Veg soup, Gingerbread protein balls, Chocolate nut/fruit balls :p :D

Aug 25 '14